PUNchlines
An omnibus (or should I say omniPUNS?) of some of the best classroom jokes
Written and compiled by: Kasvi Methi and Sai Teja (10A)
Why do we have to knock on Malala Yousufzai’s door?
Because “Nobel.”
What does a furry, four-legged farm animal eat for breakfast?
Goatmeal.
A: Hey, why did you open that pizza parlor? Don’t you have a job?
B: Yeah, but I knead the dough.
Rock: I just adopted a puppy!
Pock: That’s great! What’s its name?
Rock: I’ve asked her a million times, but she’s never told me!
If India’s Prime Minister had plastic surgery, would it be called a MODIfication?
What do you call a rude thief walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
If Hitler was a tiny insect, what would you call him?
A tyr-ANT.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Bob: My tummy hurts, mom.
Mom: Why?
Bob: On TV, Ajay Devgn said Lifebuoy is good for health, so I ate it. He’s a liar!
What does a lonely Arab farmer do in his free time?
He dates.
What’s was the Wicked Witch’s favorite subject at school?
Spelling.
Teacher: Why didn’t you do the descriptive writing task?
Student: I wanted to write it on my dog, but as soon as I put my pen on it, it ran away!
What would you call a boy band that only played classical music?
The Bach-street boys.