An omnibus (or should I say omniPUNS?) of some of the best classroom jokes

Written and compiled by: Kasvi Methi and Sai Teja (10A)

Why do we have to knock on Malala Yousufzai’s door?

Because “Nobel.”

Illustrated by Abhigna M. (10A)

by Kasvi Methi 10A

The morning after the first term parent-teacher meeting, the class was bustling with activity – loud conversation punctuated by peals of laughter. Mani stormed in, with her face scrunched up in anger. She hit Manish sharply on the back of his head. “How does Miss Sengupta know I call her ‘Sengorilla’? She told Ma and now I’m not allowed to watch the new King Kong movie.”