Jokes

by Kasvi - 3B

Kareem ma’am : “Name 4 food groups.”
Student : “Fast food, canned food, junk food, and frozen food.”

Customer : “Excuse me, does your chef have chicken legs?”
Waiter : “I don’t know. I can’t see under his apron.”

Nina : “The doctor told me to take something good for my cold.”
Tina : “Good. What did you take?”
Nina : “I took his coat.”

Nicky : “Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?”
Vicky : “Because he had no body to go with!

Wilco : “What did the goofy weather man take to see how long it was raining?”
Silco : “A ruler!”

Jack : “What is the mind?”
Mack : “No matter.”
Jack : “What is the body?”
Mack : “Never mind.”

Doctor : “I have some bad and some very bad news.”
Patient : “Bad news first.”
Doctor : “You have 24 hours to live.”
Patient : “24 hours! What’s the very bad news?”
Doctor : “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday!”

John : “Why have you cut a big hole in your umbrella?”
Don : “So that I can see when it stops raining.”

Dan : “What’s a kangaroo’s favorite dance?”
San : “Hip - Hop!”