Rib Cracking Jokes…..
by Gautham & Shreyas 8A

1. Mom: Are you talking back to me!?
Kid : Well yeah, that's how communication works...

2. Narnia Fans: I want to go to Narnia!
Harry Potter fans: I want to go to Hogwarts!
Hunger Games fan: Nah... I'm good.

3. The way most books write sentences:
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
The way Geronimo Stilton books write sentences:
The =quick BROWN fox jumped over the lazy dog.
Weird, Huh?

4. Our moms would make the best lawyers
"Why?"
"Because I SAID SO!!!"
That wins any case.

5. P.E. Teacher: Everybody make a straight circle.
Students: What?

6. What did the apple say to banana?
A: Nothing. Apples can't talk.

7. Ruler to Rock (Angrily): You rock!
Rock to Ruler: Oh yeah! You rule!

8. Teacher: I want everybody to stay silent for a minute and tell me the answer now.

9: A kid to his friend: You know what’s weird? My Mom and Dad got married on the same day, at the same time and same place!

10. Doctor: You should exercise daily to keep yourself fit. A good way is to play some sports.
Patient: I play soccer, cricket and basketball!
Doctor: Oh you do? Where?
Patient: On my phone!

11. Billionaire: What would you do if I gave you all my money?
Interviewee: I would build a mansion, donate money to charity, I would…
Billionaire: Trick question. I would never give you all my money.

12. Person 1: Imagine you’re in the middle of the ocean in a terrible boat and all of a sudden hungry sharks surround you on all sides. What would you do?
Person 2: Stop Imagining!