Laughter at Class…

Author introduction:
My name is Rishi Mukherjee. I am in 8B. I like telling jokes.

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.

Teacher: Please pay a little attention!
Student: Don’t worry, Ma’am, I’m paying as little attention as possible

Rahul: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: No
Rahul: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

Teacher: "I killed a person." Convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail."

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

From Punny Pradyumna
Author Introduction:
Pradyumna is a tenth-grader who specializes in horrible puns. He is quite punctilious, but unfortunately not quite punctual. Saying his jokes are bad is a p-understatement. Some say he must be pun-ished for them while others just tolerate his puns (with many groans and moans, of course). Although he is Hyderabadi, he claims to be a Pun-jabi (ouch!).

I went to an OPTOMETRIST once, but all he did was give me a GLASSY

He stared for so long without blinking, that it was quite SPECTACULAR!

When he was giving me a check up though, he went to great LEN(gth )S to ensure that he did his jobs correctly.

The police arrested the lenses, but the accused just kept saying that they were FRAMED.