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Humourous Poems 2B &2D

The Doctor
There was a doctor named Gru,
Who loved to wear brown shoe.
He created a minion army,
Whose ideas were always barmy.
There was a naughty boy Noddy,
Who became all muddy.
When he fell in a puddle,
That is how he got into trouble.
Avyukt Deshala,2B

Football
There is a game called football,
It’s never played in the mall.
I said to my sire, “I won’t admire The team playing in the mall.”
Karthikey Kidiyoor-2B

My Voice
I don’t like my voice rough,
I find talking tough.
My throat makes gurgling sound,
And I growl like a Hound.
Vihaan KuKreja2B

The Girl
The Girl said, “Oh no! I need to go to bed I am feeling very dead.”
Then her father came and said, “No matter what you do You are not going to bed.”
And the girl said, “But I am feeling very dead.”
But it was too late her father started packing her things.
Her books and bags, her tights and her tags,
And the little girl said, “At the end of this mess I will be turned into a dress,
I will be a big drool in one big pool,
And I will be screwed up with one big tool,
And all because I just would not go to school.”
Rekha Modukuri, 2B

My Dad
Suddenly, I woke up last night,
My dad came running to me,
He said, “Don’t Worry, it’s alright Are you scared? Don’t be.”
I said, “I heard a sound, It seems like a monster.”
My dad checked and he laughed, “Don’t worry, it’s a hamster!”
Vani Madhukar

The Lion Who Got a Flu
There was a lion in the zoo,
Who had got a flu.
He went to the pool,
So that he could feel cool,
But to his shock he turned blue. :D
Rhea Sahay,2B

I Wish
I wish an elephant could be my pet,
But my mumma is not ready yet.
So next, I wish for a puppy,
And this time mumma is happy.
Zoey Srivastava

The Silly Dog
There was a silly dog,
Who was afraid of the fog.
The dog used to bark,
Looking at the lark
Whenever I giggle,
His tail will wiggle.
Rachit Bandaru, 2D

My Funny Poem
I saw a man,
To the beach he ran,
He got a tan,
He lost his charm.
I saw a boy,
He is in joy,
he got a new toy,
He is coy.
Naitik Kancharia,2D

My Ring
While I went up in a swing,
I lost my ring.
I looked left and right,
No ring was in sight.
Suddenly, I fell down from the swing.
Sahasra Varma penmetsa,2D

The Girl
There was once a girl,
Her hair used to curl.
She was like a pearl,
She liked to twirl,
Since she was a girl.
Ravit Prasad, 2D

The Witch
There was a poor witch
Who lived in a small ditch.
Her clothes were strange,
Because she never changed
Aafiyah Shaikh-2D

Humorous Poems 2E & 2A

My Funny Poem
The ice cream man,
The ice cream man selling ice cream.
Under a tree for free,
Ice cream was so yummy,
It filled my tummy.
On the street, there were so many treats,
The ice cream was the best treat.
By: Geetika 2A

Zip Zap Zup
Zip zap zup
They went for a trip
Blup blip blup
They are eating soup
Tim rim sim
Dancing on a ring
Soffy poffy groffy moffy
Running for troffy.
By: Akshita, 2E

The Cat on My Mat
Once I was sitting on a mat,
I saw a very big cat,
Then he sat on my mat,
I said, “shoo shoo shoo.”
Get out of my mat.
But the cat did not listen so he was still sitting on the mat,
But he pounced on my hat.
I just shouted loudly, “Please go away!”
By: Kaushal 2A

A Mice
A Mice lived in my shoe,
Who always wanted to go to the zoo
Wanted to see pesky parrot
Scaring people was his habit
The parrot came out and said boo.
By: Darsh 2E

Humorous poems 2C, G and F

The Cat There was a cat,
Who was fat.
He sat on a mat.
It wore a hat,
And got a bat,
To hit the rat.
Pranshi, 2G

The Boy If you ever meet a boy,
Don’t give him a toy.
Even if he asks for one,
Just say, “I have none.”
Or give him a bun.
Shruti,2G

The Gardener
There was a gardener with a can.
Who said it looked just like a pan.
His daughter’s name was Dobby,
And they lived in a lobby,
They wanted to go to Japan.
There was a man not too small, Not too big.
And he loved to wear his wig,
His country’s dance was the jig jig,
And his pet was a pig.
Amyra, 2C

My Funny Poem Once upon a time.
I made a rhyme.
I saw a bunny, He looked funny.
I gave him an appy, He felt very happy.
Vansh, 2G

I was cleaning the floor,
I heard a knock on my door.
I saw a pig snore,
He told, “I need some flour.”
Prisha Patel, 2F