Humourous Poems 2B &2D
The Doctor
There was a doctor named Gru,
Who loved to wear brown shoe.
He created a minion army,
Whose ideas were always barmy.
There was a naughty boy Noddy,
Who became all muddy.
When he fell in a puddle,
That is how he got into trouble.
Avyukt Deshala,2B
Football
There is a game called football,
It’s never played in the mall.
I said to my sire, “I won’t admire The team playing in the mall.”
Karthikey Kidiyoor-2B
My Voice
I don’t like my voice rough,
I find talking tough.
My throat makes gurgling sound,
And I growl like a Hound.
Vihaan KuKreja2B
The Girl
The Girl said, “Oh no! I need to go to bed I am feeling very dead.”
Then her father came and said, “No matter what you do You are not going to bed.”
And the girl said, “But I am feeling very dead.”
But it was too late her father started packing her things.
Her books and bags, her tights and her tags,
And the little girl said, “At the end of this mess I will be turned into a dress,
I will be a big drool in one big pool,
And I will be screwed up with one big tool,
And all because I just would not go to school.”
Rekha Modukuri, 2B
My Dad
Suddenly, I woke up last night,
My dad came running to me,
He said, “Don’t Worry, it’s alright Are you scared? Don’t be.”
I said, “I heard a sound, It seems like a monster.”
My dad checked and he laughed, “Don’t worry, it’s a hamster!”
Vani Madhukar
The Lion Who Got a Flu
There was a lion in the zoo,
Who had got a flu.
He went to the pool,
So that he could feel cool,
But to his shock he turned blue. :D
Rhea Sahay,2B
I Wish
I wish an elephant could be my pet,
But my mumma is not ready yet.
So next, I wish for a puppy,
And this time mumma is happy.
Zoey Srivastava
The Silly Dog
There was a silly dog,
Who was afraid of the fog.
The dog used to bark,
Looking at the lark
Whenever I giggle,
His tail will wiggle.
Rachit Bandaru, 2D
My Funny Poem
I saw a man,
To the beach he ran,
He got a tan,
He lost his charm.
I saw a boy,
He is in joy,
he got a new toy,
He is coy.
Naitik Kancharia,2D
My Ring
While I went up in a swing,
I lost my ring.
I looked left and right,
No ring was in sight.
Suddenly, I fell down from the swing.
Sahasra Varma penmetsa,2D
The Girl
There was once a girl,
Her hair used to curl.
She was like a pearl,
She liked to twirl,
Since she was a girl.
Ravit Prasad, 2D
The Witch
There was a poor witch
Who lived in a small ditch.
Her clothes were strange,
Because she never changed
Aafiyah Shaikh-2D